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There's never a dull moment working for a Spontaneous Idea Generator. The only problem is sorting out the diamonds from the dust.

"Brought back down to earth sharply when I realise that it will take the insight of Einstein, the prose of Proust, and the spin of Alastair Campbell to turn this mess of half-baked ideas into any kind of story."

So far [at conferences] I have asked intelligent questions, which probably helps to show I am a scientist first and a transsexual second," says Alison*.

I no longer define myself as a "failing scientist", but as someone who does science as well as a myriad of other things--including a vicious rugby tackle!

Obstacles that may get in the way of meeting a deadline are many, but one you should beware of is being so keen that you overburden yourself.

"Tea-rooms and tea-breaks are a great scientific institution and should be nurtured and cherished. Lobby your funding body for subsidised espressos!"

"I was so nervous at one high-powered meeting that by the time I asked my question it came out sounding really aggressive."

"I haven't been to bed much before 2 a.m. for the last 2 years, but when you find something you're passionate about, you just find the energy," explains Chris Smith.

I start to panic as I realise it is now nearly the end of the week, and the majority of my to-do list is still undone.

The whole experience has taught me that you must believe in your research and that somehow things will work out in the end.

Limit yourself to saving a maximum of 10 key publications that you feel a particular affection for; take them home and watch them gather dust before you throw them away, unread.

"Is that Miss or Mrs?"

"DOCTOR!" I shrieked down the phone.

"Unfortunately there was a fatal flaw in my cunning plan--I had failed to take my partner of 5 years into account."